So... for sure, hockey is Canada's game. Eat our ice, and your own greasy asses, U.S. of A!
Sure we might be the only country that has a piece of leaf on their flag. We're also the only country who has a rodent as their national animal. But we just OWNED YOU AT HOCKEY. That's right, hockey. The sport that we claimed as our national sport cause it was invented here where there is ice. There is no gold, silver or bronze in Hockey... there's only a winner, or a loser. And we won.
I was at work during the second half of the game. Imagine how intense it was. You can hear the cheer, the roar, the boo, the "luuuu", and the "ugghh!", and finally... the victory. Mall workers walk out of their stores to see the screen; everyone cheered and hugged. All because we claimed our throne back.
I'm sorry that we're awesome.
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